im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
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He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
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Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
ok first of all what the fuck
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