He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
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