I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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