Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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