I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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