i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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