It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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