He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
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We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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