I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
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That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
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THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
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