you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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