she was so not down for the gang bang
So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
Someone stole a lamp last night.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
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