I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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