I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
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You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
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I just blew my weed a kiss
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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