told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Randomize
