fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
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He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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