I'd rather watch my mom take a shit while reading the sunday new york times than watch mama mia .
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
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After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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