people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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