addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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