i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
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