You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Soap is not a condiment
It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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