If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
im on a boat
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