So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
I have aggressive nipples.
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I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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