Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
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Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
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Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
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