I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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