didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I forgot to tell you about my 7:30am Sunday morning run to the local convenience store to buy condoms, a du-rag and a shot glass
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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