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true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
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i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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