You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
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AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
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Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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