Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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