how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
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I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
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On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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