Its about making memories worth repressing
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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