Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
The only reason I'm still around is so I can grow a huge Gandalf beard when my hair turns gray
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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