Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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