You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this hot girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie... she kept saying her father was a pastor...
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
The air was thick with penises
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Randomize