Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Sober January is a disaster.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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