If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I DMed the cop that arrested me to come unlock my keys out if my car today
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
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