No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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