Got a toothbrush?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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