In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
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FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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