adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
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