She announced her abortion via fbk
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
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