Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
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I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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