what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
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She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
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i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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