so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
party gras won. party gras always wins.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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