we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
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I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
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Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
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