Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
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Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
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I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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