Sponge bath it is.
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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