She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
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Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
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