then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Randomize
