everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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