The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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