He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
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After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
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I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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