just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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