i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
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She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
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Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
Shame is for Republicans.
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