You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
Randomize
