There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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