So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I want to fling myself into the sun
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
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