that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
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