this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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