Have you finally orgasmed yet?
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Randomize
